While I was going through the folders and trying to weed out the junk to gain some precious space back in my computer, I discovered this picture.  It wouldn’t be a bad idea to put it on the desktop in the work computer though.  When you are about to doze off at 1:33 PM in the afternoon, just minimize all the programs and voila!!!  You will wake right up.  Don’t even need the 5-hour energy thing.

Well, in year 2000, it was…

In year 2009, it became…

Hallelujah!!!  Welcome to America!!!

Just returned from my vacation and immediately got this nasty stomach flu.  I was working normally at one minute, and the next, I was feeling all nauseous and disgusted.  Before I knew it, I was in the bathroom throwing up for my life.  That’s when I realized our bathrooms had this major defect during a crisis like this.  They are all designed wrong.  So I called Home Depot and told them I needed an emergency bathroom remodeling.

I am sure he uses the push up bottom kind.

via Matt’s email…  Thanks, Matt.

Rude Person:  Hey!  You left “HAIR” on my toilet seat.

Even Ruder Person:  Well, you left poop stain on my toilet seat.

Rude Person:  Hahahaha…  You are so funny.

Even Ruder Person:  No.  I am honest.

It’s time for rude people to learn how to use a toilet.