While I was going through the folders and trying to weed out the junk to gain some precious space back in my computer, I discovered this picture.  It wouldn’t be a bad idea to put it on the desktop in the work computer though.  When you are about to doze off at 1:33 PM in the afternoon, just minimize all the programs and voila!!!  You will wake right up.  Don’t even need the 5-hour energy thing.

What are you looking at?

Well, in year 2000, it was…

What is the American Dream of 2000?  A dream house.

In year 2009, it became…

What is the American Dream of 2009?  Foreclosure!!!

Hallelujah!!!  Welcome to America!!!

Just returned from my vacation and immediately got this nasty stomach flu.  I was working normally at one minute, and the next, I was feeling all nauseous and disgusted.  Before I knew it, I was in the bathroom throwing up for my life.  That’s when I realized our bathrooms had this major defect during a crisis like this.  They are all designed wrong.  So I called Home Depot and told them I needed an emergency bathroom remodeling.

Bathroom remodeling for stomach flu

I am sure he uses the push up bottom kind.

Stick deodorant says push up bottom and I can barely walk, but when I fart, it smells lovely.

via Matt’s email…  Thanks, Matt.

Rude Person:  Hey!  You left “HAIR” on my toilet seat.

Even Ruder Person:  Well, you left poop stain on my toilet seat.

Rude Person:  Hahahaha…  You are so funny.

Even Ruder Person:  No.  I am honest.

It’s time for rude people to learn how to use a toilet.

How to use a western style toilet?