If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. If you are able to go to a drugstore to get meds, you are able to show up at work. A doctor’s piece of paper as proof of illness will not be accepted.
Absolutely no operations are allowed. You need all your organs to work here. You should not consider removing or altering anything. We hired you intact, and you remain intact.
Each employee has already received 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
They are the New Year’s Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.
We no longer observe 4th of July because fireworks take place at night during non-business hours. Therefore, there is no need to have the day off. In regards to Labor day, you all are required to work because you need to demonstrate what “LABOR” is.
I hope you’re not reading this. That’s because, this being mid-August, I hope as many people as possible are on vacation somewhere — maybe someplace exotic, or maybe just a relaxing staycation at home. And if you are on vacation, you definitely shouldn’t be staring into screens — so please, close the computer or power down your phone immediately and take a walk outside.
Unfortunately, all too many of us could be on vacation but choose not to. That’s the finding of a striking and important new study released this morning by Travel Effect, an initiative of the U.S. Travel
From:: HuffingtonPost Healthy Living