A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK take off all your crose.” The woman did as she was told. “Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.” Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.” So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”
Worried the woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr.Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.”
Portland’s professional ‘cuddler’ story seriously inspired me to cuddle ‘professionally.’ On the other hand, most of you pay a shrink $120 per hour for him or her to listen.
What a dilemma! To cuddle or to sit & listen?
The banks take our money, and then, they turn around and use our money to loan out to other people. They pay us less than 1% of interest but charge the people who get the loans 5% or more interest. Now, they are crying they are not making money? Banks Threaten To Charge You For Saving Money
If the banks stopped paying exorbitant bonuses and salaries to their executives, and stopped making bad investments, they wouldn’t have to gouge us.
This is just plain wrong.
Where does the Centers for Disease Control get these numbers from? One Big Fat Problem for These Three Retailers
The average American male is just under 5 foot 10 inches, weighing at 195 pounds and sporting a nearly 40 inch waist.
I believe the 5 foot 10 and 195 pounds, but the 40 inch waist? That’s exagerative, isn’t it?
Perhaps we don’t need to waste our time to discuss where to buy cute clothes and start to think about how to take care of ourselves better.
How did she come up with Whore 8x (8 times)? Driver offended by “WH0 R8X” license plate
I thought it said “who rakes.” I couldn’t understand why she was mad before I read the story. People are looking to be offended these days.
Me: See I turned slowly, gracefully, and yet intimidatingly before them. They all stopped for me.
Man #1: That’s because they all had the red light. They had to stop. They had no choice.