Dr. Howard’s Guide to Perfect Potty Training

Lesson 1:

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Q:  Snow in Seattle?

Me:  Buried.

Q:  Snow my god?

Me:  Indeed.

Q:  Any plan to go skiing?

Me:  Nah.  Gonna spend some time with my BFF.

Q:  Charles?

Me:  Hahahaha…  No.  I have a new BFF.  Absolute Vodka Citron.

Q:  Hahahaha…

Me:  I love my BFF.  He truly understands me.

“Thank you for flying British Airways.  Oh, by the way, we are going to crash soon.  You are the weakest link.  Good bye.”

Passengers woke up from their nightmares to embrace the biggest nightmare of their lives.  They had minutes left to live according to the British Airways in flight announcement.

So the crew on British Airways couldn’t really make any announcement themselves?  They had to play a previously recorded message from the computer to make the announcement.  Then they realized they had played the wrong message.  Really?  Why?  Is it because the British Airways crew cannot master the English language?

HeRRo, British Airways!  Apparently, your in fRight service is really frightening.

May I make a food suggestion here?  Could you expand your in flight menu selections?  Next time I really would like to see flied lice on the menu, okay?  Thank you.

via British Airways Errs in Crash Warning to Passengers | ABC News – Yahoo!.