I shall live normal again because of this much needed announcement, Starbucks bringing back cake slices.



Me:  Someone just described me perfectly.

Woman #1:  Do tell.

Me:  Quiet, shy and introverted.

Woman #1:  Hmm…

Me:  How rude.  Besides, I have irresistible charm, good looks, and only have to wear Depend at night.



I have a request:

Just because you are an airline elite member, you don’t need to make a face that screams, “I am an elite.  I am more important than you are.  Do you know who I am?”

If you are really that elite and that important, you should have flown in your own private jet and not had to fly with us peons.



It’s cute when it’s a baby in the picture, right?  What if I change it to an old man…





Everything and anything just irritates the hell out of me.  This must be the Monday syndrome.  I need more than a drink.



It is interesting that the incident, Cathay Pacific jet stranded for 16 hours in China, happened on March 30th, 2014, but we just learned about it today.  Shall we say it’s a big cover up?

Needlessly to say, those poor people were confined in a plane for 16+ hours on top of the 12+ hours they had already traveled from New York.  I wondered what that plane smelled like.

I like this guy’s comment on the incident.

Who are these moron’s that continue to keep people in inhumane conditions.
It’s always one idiot somewhere who makes these bad decisions that impacts so many people.
2014 and we still are in the stone age. The should be charged criminally.



A lot of emotional reactions came from this case that Robert Corchado drove an SUV that crashed into another vehicle, sending it spinning into a daycare center where a girl was killed and 14 people were injured, and then he fled the scene.  Suspect in deadly Fla. day care crash to remain in jail

Robert is now waiting on a judge to hear arguments on whether he can be released on bail.

I like this guy’s comment very much.  Two thumbs up!

……….  All this criminals should be hang and cut their heads off in front of millions viewers on TV and trust me no one but no criminal will think twice or new criminals think about doing all this stupid things……..



Home Depot is no Macy’s or Nordstrom.  Sweatpants and pajamas are welcome.



I just learned that the movie, Fargo, was actually fictional.  How disappointing.  Most importantly, Margie is not real.  My life is ruined.



I have a question:

Does it really attract ladies’ attention when a man uses a particular strength training machine and makes a lot of loud noises?