We always leave the porch light on as security lighting.  About two months ago, one of our new neighbors’ car was broken into and the GPS system (Thom Thom, not Sue Sue) was stolen.  And they had just moved into our community for less than a week.  Tragic.  My grandma would have told them that it […]

We are the 3 Spice Geishas.
I am the most demure.
Our nephew, John, in the center, is the most sensuous.
Well, somebody has to be the scary one - Matt.

Dear Carl,
I am not a lady of thousand faces, nor am I working for the FBI or CIA under some ridiculous code names.  Stop calling me different names every day.  You always get all irritated because I don’t answer you when you call.  Here’s why.  So far, you have called me, in order of frequency of use,

Miss Meow […]

Dear Matt,
Halloween is OVAH.  I want my freaking bed back.
Yours,

Her Royal Highness Miss Meow Meow
 
Before the tornado 

 
After the tornado

“How does my hair look?”
“Fabulous!  Try not to shake your head too much.  I ain’t fixing your hair all night.”
It brought back painful memories…
… 20 years ago, my family was so very poor.  My father was a drunk and gambled away all my mom’s savings.  One day, my mother couldn’t take it any more and went […]