A classic moment on Will & Grace.  Of course, without Grace on the scene.  Lorraine, Karen, and Will were at Stan’s funeral.  Karen to Lorraine:  “If that dress were any shorter, I could see your English muffin.” Lorraine to Karen:  “If that dress were any lower, I can see your Yankee Doodles.” Lorraine to Will:  “You [...]

The two guys who sat right behind me immediately began to talk about sports after exchanging quick “heRRos.”  A fine flight attendant came by and asked me if I wanted anything to drink.  “Yes, indeed.  A rum and coke and make it strong please.”  She gave me a suspicious look.  “I am not a sports [...]

I am flying to Colorado Springs on Sunday and am going to spend a week there.  It’s not for pleasure but pure business.  The highlight of the trip is that our human resource representative will give us the Myers Briggs personality test results.  As my true face and deep dark secrets are revealed right in front of [...]

For at least ten years, my mom has slept on this tiny little twin bed in her room and the mattresses are harder than steel.  Basically, it’s just two most uncomfortable mattresses in the world stacking up together.   Every time, we traveled thousands of miles back home to visit her, we had to sleep on this bed.  [...]

Dear Diary, 5 AM:  Matt has awaken.  Let me stand by the stinky cat’s palace and wait as he will give me some cat food. 5:10 AM:  Matt walks by and does not give me anything.  I am not pleased. 5:15 AM:  I follow him downstairs.  The damn cat is here too and meowing like [...]