I walked over to Starbucks to get a cup of coffee while waiting for my flight at the Cleveland airport.  Surprisingly, the newest edition of the Starbucks bears was available.  I was ecstatic and wanted to jump up and down.  I managed to control my overwhelming joy and felt embarrassed as if I was having orgasm right in front of the public. 

I picked up the boy bear.  He was cute as a button. 

“Wait a minute…  I just saw this outfit recently - A union suit…”  I thought to myself.

Indeed.  He reminded me of Matt’s Halloween costume.

And then I picked up the girl bear.  I couldn’t believe it.  She was me.  Although she was in her pink pajamas, but still looked like my geisha character on Halloween.

“Is this going to be all for you today?” asked the Starbucks lady.

“No, but let me tell you a story…”

I began to tell her about the bears and our Halloween costumes.  She giggled, occasionally shrieked with laughter, but my story didn’t win me a free latte and a marble loaf cake.

Cute as a button

Identical twins?

 Devastatingly beautiful

 We are irresistible, aren’t we?