Sam:  “People thought you were axed.” Me:  “Really?  I love to be the center of attention.  I now know how Paris, Britney, and Lindsay feel when they are being discussed.  This is so addictive.” Sam:  “Yes.  Now you can get out of your limo without your pants on right in front of the paparazzi.” Me:  [...]

I happened to discover this question posted by a 16-year-old on yahoo.com. Before I offer my valuable advice, I have a personal story to tell.  Yes, indeed.  Grandma’s Wisdom IV. As far back as I could remember, when I was once an innocent and adorable child at age 6, I, too, would put things in my [...]

Now, this looks like something I can’t live without.  It does say it is a roll of Charmin though.  My personal experience told me that Charmin left too much lint behind.  But it is still better than some toilet paper which is nearly as transparent and thin as saran wrap.  Thankfully, not as sticky.  It is so thin that [...]

Snoopy sent out an email. “Going to get some medicine.  Having an eye infection <eom>” That eye infection thing immediately reminded me of my grandma’s teachings.  Hence, I replied. “Just like my grandma used to tell me, ‘If you watch something you are not supposed to, play something you are not supposed to, you’ll get a [...]

7:40 AM Carl arrived at work.  7:46 AM The first chili cook off email arrived in Carl’s inbox.  He read the subject line, rolled his eyes heavenward, and hit the delete button.  Carl works remotely.  He can’t participate anyway. 8:58 AM The second chili cook off email arrived in Carl’s inbox. “We need two crock-pots (or [...]