I walked over to Starbucks to get a cup of coffee while waiting for my flight at the Cleveland airport.  Surprisingly, the newest edition of the Starbucks bears was available.  I was ecstatic and wanted to jump up and down.  I managed to control my overwhelming joy and felt embarrassed as if I was having orgasm right in front [...]

“Do you understand?  Do you understand?” “No, no.  Do you?” “Hell no.  I don’t understand.” “I don’t understand either.” “I am glad because I really don’t understand.” “Neither do I.” As I walked past them, I had this strong urge to ask, “What don’t you understand?”

On Sunday, I was flying to Cleveland.  The flight was slightly delayed.  People were waiting impatiently and irritated as one could see shit faces everywhere. Ten minutes later, the boarding began.  I had an aisle seat so I did not get myself too comfortably situated, knowing that the guy had the window seat would soon arrive and [...]

Dear Carl, Thanks for sending me to Petsmart for a bath.  It was a torture.  Take a look at my before and after pictures.  Why wasted the 40 bucks? BEFORE AFTER

“Last month, I decided to buy a new bra because the old one was falling apart.  I have never bought expensive ones before.  But this time, I thought I’d give myself a treat and buy a better one since you were paying for it.  It cost 40 bucks.  I kept the receipt in my drawer as usual.  Guess what?  I [...]