OMG!!!  I can’t believe this thing really exists – a Mile High Kit.  We’ll never be bored again during a long flight.  No longer do we need to wait for the flight attendants to give us drinks and peanuts to keep our hands and mouths busy, nor do we need them to play the movie that we already watched 12.5 times to entertain us.  The kit is our ultimate solution.  Let us entertain ourselves.  It comes with all the goodies:  massage oil, personal lubricant, feather tickler, pleasure ring, and condoms.  What the hell is a pleasure ring?  It does not matter.  We can spend hours in the lavatory to figure it out, can’t we?  Best of all, you can buy them from the convenience of your own home.  Nobody will ever know you are naughty.  The problem is:  How are we going to fit two or even three of us and the kit in that tiny little lavatory on the plane?

Check it out @ Mile High

 Don’t like silver?  It comes in red too.

Which item will you use first?