Mom:  “How’s your currency trading?” Me:  “Oh, my.  Ever since you bought that expensive lucky bra and won the whopping $125 cash reward, my trading has taken off.  It’s amazing.” Mom:  “See.  My bra is powerful.  Bow to my bra.”

Matt:  “Could you bring me Neosporin?” I went upstairs, walked into the bathroom in the dark thinking that I knew exactly where it was.  It was in the middle drawer.  I grabbed it, hurried downstairs, and handed it over to Matt TRIUMPHANTLY. Matt:  “heRRoooo!!!  I don’t have hemroids.  I don’t need Preparation-H.” Me:  “They both ease the [...]

Laura sent me the picture below which made my day.  I had to share it with Matt as he so very much wanted a kilt.  In return, Matt did find a picture that I could share it with Laura. Laura’s find – Kilt Curiosity For you Laura – Kilt Surprise – from Matt

This was the third time we had to call ADT and had them come to our house to fix the alarm system.  Since they upgraded the system about a month ago, they couldn’t get any signal from us.  That means someone could have easily broken into our house and scarred my face simply because he couldn’t control his [...]

OMG!!!  I can’t believe this thing really exists – a Mile High Kit.  We’ll never be bored again during a long flight.  No longer do we need to wait for the flight attendants to give us drinks and peanuts to keep our hands and mouths busy, nor do we need them to play the movie that we [...]