I found the perfect card during our day trip to Poulsbo for my little nephew, Andy, who is embarrassed by his mom’s childhood school performance and wanted to return his scholarship in exchange for no homework and no tests.   He can give this card to his mom on Mother’s Day. Here it is:

We are on the ferry looking back at picturesque Edmonds.  Wow.  The sun is bright. This is downtown Poulsbo.  Quaint, isn’t it? We walked into an antique / gift shop.  Matt found this adorable frog king valentine ornament.  I thought I’d take a picture, put it on the blog, and mention the shop’s name and its website [...]

A picture is worth a thousand words; hence, my quest began.  I went to Google, clicked on the link, Images, and then typed in the word, idiot, in the search box as follows:   It returned the following in the #1 spot: Perfect!  I went on and typed in the word, slut, and hit enter.  It returned [...]

Doing homework is fairly painful for my little nephew, Andy, who also told her teacher that his mother was the stupidest and got whacked.  Somehow, he got a scholarship and his mother was ecstatic.  She was all bragging about it.  Andy overheard her mother’s same conversation with the family and thousands of her acquaintances again and [...]

Four of us went to a Thai restaurant for lunch.  We were quickly seated and given the menus.  It was somewhat strenuous to browse through the entire 225 items offered for lunch.  And of course, with the next item looked so similar to the previous one you just read, I felt like I was reading [...]