Mar
31
Size Matters
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Mar
26
You definitely don’t want to miss Michael Jackson & His Very Own Chocolate Factory this time. Get the Flash Player to see this content. var params = { ‘allowfullscreen’: ‘true’, ‘allowscriptaccess’: ‘always’, ‘wmode’: ‘transparent’ }; var attributes = { ‘id’: ‘video0′, ‘name’: ‘video0′}; var flashvars = { ‘file’ : ‘http://doocci.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/michael-jackson-factory.flv’, ‘image’ : ‘http://doocci.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/michael-jackson-factory.jpg’, ‘width’ : [...]
Mar
26
Bridget Jones’s Diarrhea
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Originally appeared on OMG Yahoo! The price she would pay to look young at the age of 45. At this rate, I think she’ll have to bathe in a jacuzzi tub full of leeches when she hits 46.
Mar
23
Pay for Sex
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Thanks to Laura who has been a proud horse owner for some time for sharing her experience in raising a horse with me. I just learned from her that horses, like human, had to pay for sex as well. In order for Laura to breed her horse, Lady Bird, she has to find a stud and pay for the exuberant fees. [...]
Mar
21
Mr. X: “Did you hear that? That laugh. The joke was not even funny. He laughed because his boss said it.” Me: “He is such a suck up. I am sure by now, he is having terrible BUTT BREATH after all the ass kissing.”