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Originally appeared on OMG Yahoo! The price she would pay to look young at the age of 45.  At this rate, I think she’ll have to bathe in a jacuzzi tub full of leeches when she hits 46. 

Thanks to Laura who has been a proud horse owner for some time for sharing her experience in raising a horse with me. I just learned from her that horses, like human, had to pay for sex as well.  In order for Laura to breed her horse, Lady Bird, she has to find a stud and pay for the exuberant fees.  [...]

Mr. X:  “Did you hear that?  That laugh.  The joke was not even funny.  He laughed because his boss said it.” Me:  “He is such a suck up.  I am sure by now, he is having terrible BUTT BREATH after all the ass kissing.”