Baby:  “Moronica!!!  Push!  You lazy ass!  If I have to tell you one more time…”

Moronica:  “OMG!!!  We are NOT MOVING.  The wheels are stuck.  OMG!!!  Jesus, Buddha, and Cher!  Help us!  WE ARE SO DEAD!!!  AAAHHH…” 

We are NOT MOVING!!!  We are going to DIE.  We are SO DEAD.


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