“Don’t put those dishes in the dishwasher!  What a waste of money, you ungrateful child.  Don’t run that monster.  It uses so much energy.  It’s terrible.  Put them in the sink and I’ll wash them,” my mother exclaimed. This piece of article would just kill her.  Minimize appliance water consumption Outside the bathroom, most water is [...]

It makes you wonder, doesn’t it?   

Baby:  “Moronica!!!  Push!  You lazy ass!  If I have to tell you one more time…” Moronica:  “OMG!!!  We are NOT MOVING.  The wheels are stuck.  OMG!!!  Jesus, Buddha, and Cher!  Help us!  WE ARE SO DEAD!!!  AAAHHH…” 

I want to make a movie out of the following story.  I wondered if Steven Spielberg would do it…  “A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a [...]

And I have proof!!!