I just finished a post earlier, titled I Thought That It Only Happened in West Virginia.  And then I was just clicking around and saw this breaking news on Yahoo Finance.   Chase is going to buy Bear Stearns for a bargain price of $2 a share.  And if this is not enough, Fed is also [...]

It’s Matt’s birthday today.  I thought I’d sacrifice myself for possible weight gain and developing a paunch by taking him to breakfast.  This restaurant is sort of like Bob Evans but I can never remember its name, so I always refer to it as Alzheimer’s.  Every time, after we sat down, looked at the menu, Matt always corrected me like [...]

More than 30 years ago… Grandma:  Where did you and your mother go today? Me:  Places.  Department stores, a movie, a noodle place… Grandma:  So, was there always a man following your mother? Me:  Er… I don’t know.  There were always lots of men behind us. Grandma:  Did she talk to them? Me:  Hmm… A [...]

Not you, Goldie.  Of all people, I don’t expect you to look like a polar bear.  Isn’t this Juliette Lewis?  I rest my case!  She always plays one of those characters on Lifetime movies that I wish she dies in the first 10 seconds of the movie. Even bride of Chunky looks hotter than Miss Love. I almost went [...]

In the men’s room: Someone is in the stall.  Even though the door is closed, the person makes so much noise that you can clearly picture what happens in that stall in your head.  He moans.  He groans.  He sighs.  He grunts.  “What the hell did he eat last night?  And shut the ‘beep’ up.” [...]