Indeed.  That I have a long list to go through…

Didn’t Michael Jackson put these signs inside of his Neverland?  Once you are in, you will never get out.  Oh, did you miss his Chocolate Factory video?

You can’t use it, but you can watch.  Most importantly, did you get the orgasmic LooLoo yet?

Our dear nephew, John, sent the good news:

I was driving home from school today, when Howard Johnson, from the Art Institute of Seattle, calls and tells me that he has some good news.  It turns out that they loved my movie, and I won the $40,000, 50% tuition scholarship!!  I was so excited, I couldn’t speak.  It is so nice to know that now I only have to pay half the price to go to this school.  They only awarded 8 of these scholarships to everyone, so I am so surprised that I got it.  I am so happy right now, and I can’t wait to get there!!  Are you still coming out here in May? Talk to you later…
~John 

Not only John is speechless, SO AM I.  I don’t know how to describe my excitement.  There are simply no words for it.  Hence, only this picture can tell John how thrilled I am.

Much to my surprise, I found the original, I Should Be so Lucky.  It was Kylie Minogue’s number one hit in the UK and Australia back in 1988.  After watching the French and Saunders spoof of I Should Be so Lucky, I thought I had heard the song before but after so many years, now with my hair turning gray like Anderson Cooper, I just couldn’t remember where and when.

Minogue traveling to London with Mushroom Records executive Gary Ashley to work with Stock, Aitken & Waterman.  They knew little of Minogue and had forgotten that she was arriving; as a result, they wrote “I Should Be So Lucky” while she waited outside the studio…  originally appeared on Wikipedia

The first video was from Kylie’s concert - yes, she is back - in 2005 called Showgirl.  The second one is none other than the French and Saunders spoof with just the song only.

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You now have more reasons to get one of these bidets immediately, which were first introduced from our Japan trip.  Imagine you can enjoy multiple orgasms at any time day or night no matter how little free time you have.  Imagine you can have a good time in the bathroom while waiting for the oven to be fully preheated.  No more math formulas to memorize.  No need for candles and music and all that romantic crap.  Hurry, before they run out.  And Kimo, I know you’ll love ‘em.

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Dear dear John,

It all happened yesterday.  And you think you are getting away from the crappy Ohio winter by coming to live with us in Seattle?  Hahahaha…

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