It seems that we all have done it wrong for ages. No wonder so many couples are having “intimacy” issues. All that dirty talk or role play non-sense is not going to spice things up. Take this Oxford child math genius’ advice. You won’t regret it.
“I have men who are thrilled about my passion for mathematics. In fact one made me recite equations while he pleasured me, then I gave him oral sex while he chatted about algebra. It drove him wild.”
Originally appeared on oliverwillis.com or more details on telegraph.co.uk
Instead of spewing lots of “oooooo’s and aaahhhh’s,” or “come to Daddy or Mama,” try moaning and groaning this in a seductive way:
(alpha+ALPHA+beta+BETA+gamma+GAMMA+delta+DELTA+rho+RHO) divided by (epsilon+EPSILON+pi+PI+rho+RHO+sigma+SIGMA+mu+MU+nu+NU)
which translates into this sexy and HOT equation that you can picture it in your mind during the “session”:
Are you trembling and feeling weak at your knees? Are your loins on fire? Trust me. That’s not hot flashes.
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