Laura:  It’s Thirsday!  I mean Thursday! Me:  Thirsday sounds good.  Thirst for Friday and the weekend. Laura:  Yes,  indeed! Me:  I love it.  Thirsday!!!

Thanks, Justin. I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas….. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.   Two women get on an elevator.  The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, “What’s that perfume?”  The first responds, “Chanel #5, $99.00 a bottle.”  The elevator [...]

I thought the worst story I have ever heard was when a friend of mine told me that he was so drunk one night, he got himself out of the bed, walked out of the bedroom, got himself turned around, walked back into the bedroom, stood by the bed and thought he was standing right in front of the toilet.  He [...]

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Matt:  How are you? Me:  Fine. Matt:  You look tired. Me:  No, I am fine. Matt:  You want anything?  I can make you some soup. Me:  No, thank you. Matt:  You OK? Me:  Yes. Matt:  I sent you an email.  I want you to read it. Me:  OK… ……… Me:  It’s about your new Element.  Something [...]