I am sorry.  Who the hell designed these?  They don’t look like lighthouses to me at all.  They look like little PENISES.  Now, if you hate or are angry with your boyfriends, exes, or husbands, you will certainly enjoy CHEWING THEM. Originally appeared on bligbi.com

Now I think of it, I’d better call my poor 70-year-old mother immediately and inform her about this.  Otherwise, she may go blind when she tries to put on that two sizes too small Victoria’s Secret sexy thong, which she just bought yesterday. A Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria’s Secret thong, [...]

Continued from Please take off all your clothes before you poop… Dear Pat,  …  They talk on the cell phones in the stalls.  Or they talk to each other in such loud volume when they are in the various stalls.  If they don’t talk, they moan in the stalls.  Can you believe it?  One guy in [...]

I knew I would turn out much better than my neighbors’ brats when we were growing up because I only played with Barbie and Ken.  Grandma always said that a good little boy played at home.  Only wild kids played outside.  So, Samantha, the brunette, and Monique, the blond, were my childhood best friends.  I [...]