I am sorry. Who the hell designed these? They don’t look like lighthouses to me at all. They look like little PENISES. Now, if you hate or are angry with your boyfriends, exes, or husbands, you will certainly enjoy CHEWING THEM. Originally appeared on bligbi.com
Jun
30
Cocked Eyes
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Jun
26
Rumor Has It That This is How David Beckham Cleans His Keyboard
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Jun
25
That Sexy Thong Can Kill Ya
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Now I think of it, I’d better call my poor 70-year-old mother immediately and inform her about this. Otherwise, she may go blind when she tries to put on that two sizes too small Victoria’s Secret sexy thong, which she just bought yesterday. A Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria’s Secret thong, [...]
Jun
24
Dear Diary
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Continued from Please take off all your clothes before you poop… Dear Pat, … They talk on the cell phones in the stalls. Or they talk to each other in such loud volume when they are in the various stalls. If they don’t talk, they moan in the stalls. Can you believe it? One guy in [...]
Jun
23
It Is a Curse to Be This Cute Like Me
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I knew I would turn out much better than my neighbors’ brats when we were growing up because I only played with Barbie and Ken. Grandma always said that a good little boy played at home. Only wild kids played outside. So, Samantha, the brunette, and Monique, the blond, were my childhood best friends. I [...]