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Matt told me to explicitly put “CLICK ON THE IMAGE” so he knew he should click on it.  Thus, “PREASE CRICK ON THE IMAGES BEROW.  I GUARANTEE IT.  YOU’LL RIKE IT A ROT.”  

Me:  How come you never wore the Helly Hansen T-shirt I gave you? Mom:  It didn’t feel right. Me:  Was it too small?  too big?  too revealing? Mom:  Not really.  Let me show you. A few minutes later… Me:  It looks nice. Mom:  No.  Look here.  It squeezes my breasts together and thrusts them forward. [...]

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Thanks, Justin.  A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.  She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.  Her doctor recommended that she see the well known [...]