This so reminds me of the old post,  What Should I Do When the Computer Is Down at Work?, the learn Chinese in 5 minutes part. Originally appeared on funnyhub.com

Get the Flash Player to see this content. var params = { ‘allowfullscreen’: ‘true’, ‘allowscriptaccess’: ‘always’, ‘wmode’: ‘transparent’ }; var attributes = { ‘id’: ‘video0′, ‘name’: ‘video0′}; var flashvars = { ‘file’ : ‘http://doocci.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/jay-leno-and-josh-duhamel-sniff-some-gas.flv’, ‘image’ : ‘http://doocci.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/jay-leno-and-josh-duhamel-sniff-some-gas.jpg’, ‘width’ : ’450′, ‘height’ : ’320′, ‘controlbar’ : ‘bottom’, ‘dock’ : ‘false’, ‘icons’ : ‘true’, ‘logo.hide’ : ‘false’, [...]

Q:  How was your weekend? Me:  Good, if the part where I dramatically fainted TWICE in public and humiliated myself was taken out. Q:  OMG!  What happened? Me:  Well, Saturday night, Matt and I went out to a bar.  After a couple of drinks, Blue Hawaiian and Southern Punch to be exact, Matt was hungry.  [...]

Originally appeared on faraiq.com

Originally appeared on avolites.org.uk