This so reminds me of the old post,  What Should I Do When the Computer Is Down at Work?, the learn Chinese in 5 minutes part. Originally appeared on funnyhub.com

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Q:  How was your weekend? Me:  Good, if the part where I dramatically fainted TWICE in public and humiliated myself was taken out. Q:  OMG!  What happened? Me:  Well, Saturday night, Matt and I went out to a bar.  After a couple of drinks, Blue Hawaiian and Southern Punch to be exact, Matt was hungry.  [...]

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