My grandma would have been so thrilled had she known this method 70 years ago, then she didn’t have to keep sending my grandpa to sleep on the 500-year-old 4-foot long sofa where the evil springs poked him with no mercy in his various body parts inappropriately for who knows how many times.  Late at night, we could hear my grandma giggle uncontrollably in her luxurious hard bed while my grandpa moaned and whined every time he was poked by the blood thirsty springs.  The effect was probably the same as the method would demonstrate below, and Grandma didn’t have to pay the outrageous 25 cents each time.

Originally appeared on pariswells.org