She wouldn’t let me help a poor widow, who risked her life and wrote me an email from Nigeria seeking help.  My mother has no heart. She wouldn’t let me buy this night vision goggles I have always wanted.  My childhood was totally ruined.  She wouldn’t allow me to use an oven.  She said, “As long [...]

Get the Flash Player to see this content. So it says: This guy operates the excavator machine with the precision of a doctor and seamlessly is able to undress a woman. Originally appeared on maniacworld.com I hope he won the ONE MILLION dollars!!!

God bless America, indeed. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. [...]

I don’t think my mother will ever get the first one, but the last one is the most apparent to her for sure. Originally appeared on offbeatearth.com

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