This reminds me of this blond girl in my World History class back in college.  One day, the professor was talking about the Roman empire and was spitting left and right because he was ever so engrossed in the dramatic historical events.  Those poor kids who sat at the front rows got their faces all wet and they […]

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By the time he does, he has lost interest and you have already fallen asleep.  See. Everybody is happy.
And my poor mother just bought half a dozen of these. 

Originally appeared on xkcd.com

How can I be more clear, John?  Condoms!  Condoms!  Condoms!

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