This reminds me of this blond girl in my World History class back in college.  One day, the professor was talking about the Roman empire and was spitting left and right because he was ever so engrossed in the dramatic historical events.  Those poor kids who sat at the front rows got their faces all wet and they kept wiping off the saliva with the back of their hands.  Anyway, the professor suddenly stopped his lecture, and asked, “Who could tell me where Japan is?”  This blond girl who sat right in front of me raised her hand quickly.  She waved her hand and moved her butt up and down hysterically.  She could barely contain her excitement.  The professor called her name.

Professor:  Jennifer.  Looks like you know where Japan is.  Do tell us.

Jennifer:  Yes.  I doooooo.  Isn’t it near Rome?

Jessica B in the wrong Georgia originally appeared on answers.yahoo.com and fumpr.com