Many married men found their adulteresses without eHarmony at all.  If they can, SO CAN YOU!!!  YOU SINGLE PEOPLE!!!  Ditch eHarmony.   Go with classified ads on papers. Originally appeared on worsethanyours

When it says, “Walk!” at the crosswalk, make sure you don’t sit in your wheelchair.  If you do, that’s really rude.  It’s disrespectful to the sign that the government spent gazillion of dollars putting them up.  You can, however, sit in your wheelchair unless it says, “Wheel!” Originally appeared on worsethanyours

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Q:  I hope your party does not end up like the one Jeff and I went to last night. Me:  You know anything could happen at my party.  And I just fainted in public twice recently and humiliated myself big time.  So what happened? Q:  Jeff and I went to a family party last night.  [...]