Me:  HeRRo.  Mom?  This is your son.
Mother:  Hello?  Hellooo?  Who is this?  Why are you not speaking?
Me:  HeRRo?  It’s your son.
Mother:  Hi, how are you?  What happened?  Why didn’t you say anything?
Me:  I did.  It had to be the internet connection.  I am testing this thing called, Skype.  For ten bucks a month, I can call you […]

This is one of the most brilliant sites I have seen.  Visiting this site may result in various pleasant and/or unpleasant physical reactions, ranging from hysterical laughter to a strong desire to bang your head on the floor.  Any subsequent necessary psychiatric treatment is the sole responsibility of YOU.
http://3113.com/iphoto/internetPhoto.html

My poor mother will be in Cosco in no time to look for the same bra.  And she will test it out to see if she can produce the same effect.

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