I swear our cat, Miss Meow Meow, must have seen this cartoon and got the idea about how to torture us whenever she pleases.  She meows and meows.  It gets louder and louder.  Of course, she must do it at the weirdest hours.  She purrs when she wants our attention and only when we are awake.  As soon as it’s bedtime, the [...]

Thanks, Pat. If you haven’t seen engrish.com, go there! I was laughing so hard I had to blow my nose.   The Chinese Olympic Committee stated that they spent tens of millions of dollars working to improve the level of English in the country, so that they would not be the object of criticism and [...]

Q:  The only thing that keeps me going are my children and the way my wife looks in jeans. Me:  For me, it’s the next episodes of Project Runway and Shear Genius. Q:  LOL…  I’m in love with Jacklyn Smith still and I don’t care if she’s 200.  I still want her. Me:  That woman did not [...]

Apparently, my poor mother was very annoyed by the recurring episodes of “Forest HUMP” performed by my cousin and his girlfriend in his room. Me:  Why don’t they go to a motel or somewhere else? Mother:  They don’t have money.  They can’t afford it. Me:  Well, at least, no one was home when they were [...]

I certainly can not let my mother miss this.   She is always out there looking for the next best bra.  By the way, Mother, they don’t sell these at Cosco or Carrefour.  Try BABELAND instead.  One comment in particular is absolutely the best. I immediately thought of my mother-in-law in this.  She is 93…hahaha Originally [...]