Retired Hooters waitresses!!!    Originally appeared on funnychill.com

After Donny and Marie’s Halloween video was posted: “Eeeeekkkk! That whole decade was a frightening fashion nightmare.  LOL” “And Donny’s pants were up to his nipples!!!”

So, can someone please tell me why I want to open something I am about to drink with the filthy bottom of the sandal?  Oh, ya.  Of course, right after I step on some dog poop, and I am dying to open a beer with the poopy bottle openers conveniently installed at the bottom of my [...]

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