Retired Hooters waitresses!!! 

Originally appeared on funnychill.com

After Donny and Marie’s Halloween video was posted:

“Eeeeekkkk! That whole decade was a frightening fashion nightmare.  LOL”

“And Donny’s pants were up to his nipples!!!”

So, can someone please tell me why I want to open something I am about to drink with the filthy bottom of the sandal?  Oh, ya.  Of course, right after I step on some dog poop, and I am dying to open a beer with the poopy bottle openers conveniently installed at the bottom of my sandals.  AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Found on reef-sandals-online.com

Why?  What is the point of this?  What can a couple really do by putting this on? 

“Ooo, baby!  Big, huge, jumbo underwear!  Ooo, baby.  So sexy.  I am getting all hot just looking at this ginormous underwear.”

OH, PALEEEEEZE!!!

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Happy Halloween with Donny and Marie.

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