Retired Hooters waitresses!!! 

Retired hooters waitresses 

Originally appeared on funnychill.com

After Donny and Marie’s Halloween video was posted:

“Eeeeekkkk! That whole decade was a frightening fashion nightmare.  LOL”

“And Donny’s pants were up to his nipples!!!”

So, can someone please tell me why I want to open something I am about to drink with the filthy bottom of the sandal?  Oh, ya.  Of course, right after I step on some dog poop, and I am dying to open a beer with the poopy bottle openers conveniently installed at the bottom of my sandals.  AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

They are sandals and they are also bottle openers.  Imagine you can open your beer with a pair of these - especially after you step on poop.

Found on reef-sandals-online.com

Why?  What is the point of this?  What can a couple really do by putting this on? 

“Ooo, baby!  Big, huge, jumbo underwear!  Ooo, baby.  So sexy.  I am getting all hot just looking at this ginormous underwear.”

OH, PALEEEEEZE!!!

Fundies are a pair of underwear built for two. Fundies have been around for over 20 years and are a great gag gift for couples.

Discovered on shopinprivate.com

Happy Halloween with Donny and Marie.

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