Originally appeared on glitter-graphics.net

And they said this was a birthday card, too!!!  Originally appeared on vashdesigns.com

She:  zzzzzzzzzzzzzz… Me:  Indeed.  When will it end?  This is such a freaking long day. She:  I just had a whole Kit Kat.  That is how bored I am. Me:  Sinful. She:  I hate these Internet / Telephone sites.  Why can’t they offer the right bundle just the way I want it? Me:  Ask Billy [...]

I was in the Bath & Body Works store to buy the usual 3 for $10 anti-bacterial foaming hand soap.  Much to my surprise, they had my favorite wild honeysuckle in stock.  They also had the wild honeysuckle hand lotion as well.  I was ecstatic.  So, I grabbed three of each kind and handed them over to the happy happy [...]

And they said this was a birthday card!!!  Originally appeared on clayboys.com