One night, when Matt and I visited Bangkok last year, the taxi driver we hired insisted on taking us to see a ping pong show.
Cab Driver:  Have you guys seen the ping pong cho?
Matt & I:  Ping pong what?
Cab Driver:  Ping pong cho, you know.  Ladies shoot the ping pong balls from (you know where).
Matt:  Oh, ping pong show.  […]

“Damn right.  Of course I am good in bed.  I can sleep for days.”

Tasmita:  I saw the election night dress on a model without a cardigan.  It looked much better.

Me:  Oh ya… Lord!  THAT DRESS!!!!!  What was Michelle thinking?
Tasmita:  I know!  She had to have a fitting before that night, right?
Me:  I am sure they gave her several choices, and she picked that bloody murder dress.
Tasmita:  Hahahaha…  Maybe […]

Rumor has it that the kit is flying off the shelf.  I know I need at least A DOZEN to use them at work…
We all harbor a bitch within, whether or not we’re willing to admit it. With the Bitch Kit, now you can let your own inner bitch roar rather than leave her to fester unexpressed […]

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