Mom: What should I say to my boss that I want to quit?
Me: Just tell her that you don’t want to work any more. Say, “I am 70 years old. I AM ANCIENT.”
Mom: I want a FANCY excuse that sounds good. I don’t want to burn the bridge, you know.
Me: What bridge? You work there one day a week because you want to get out of the house. What do you care?
Mom: Just help me come up with something nice to say.
Me: How about this? “My son promised me that he will now give me TWENTY bucks a month, so I don’t have to work here. Thank you.”
Mom: Hahahahaha… Be serious.
Me: Just tell her that you want to quit. You know, they must have been thinking how cruel and evil your son is to leave his poor mother working at McDonald’s at her old age.
Mom: Now you mentioned it, that huge monthly TWENTY bucks allowance does sound like a FANCY excuse. I think I’ll use it.
Me: How rude!!!
Recently:
- Too Much Ritalin?
- The Poopy Corporate World
- Quality Time
- Our New Year’s Resolutions
- Natural Mouthwash with Lots of Vitamin C
- Elmo
- Bad Hello Kitty! Bad, Bad, Bad!
- Clothing Optional
- When the World Ends, I Will Have My HDTV, iPod, and Cher.
- Dear Patty
