Our neighbor across the street had a baby a few months ago. One day, the wife came over to our house. Poor John opened the door…
Neighbor’s wife: Your dog always peed in my front yard. Can you stop that? Your dog’s pee is contaminating my child.
John: ………………………
Bad dog, Callie!!! Bad dog!!!

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haha, that’s pretty much how it happened.
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