Yup. Even Yo-Yo Ma can’t play the tune right.

Dali Lama with all his power, he cannot overcome the power of Ritalin.

Originally on lazybuddhist
And if Ritalin is not enough, we can always get the kids to drink this and get wasted.
Never give it to Grandma, PLEASE!!! See what happened to her after she overdosed Ritalin!!!

Originally on hahakiri
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