Feb

24

Just a Daily Reminder of Your Nest Egg and 401K… Indubitably. Every Day!

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Arnold’s arm may be getting bigger every day, but certainly not our nest egg, a.k.a. 401k.

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Feb

23

Like a Virgin: Madonna World Tour 2029. Tickets on Sale Now.

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Tickets on sale: Madonna World Tour 2029

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Feb

22

I Cannot Have It Loud While I Am Pooping

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Feb

19

I Cannot Pee in Public Not Because I Am Shy

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“Why?” you asked.

“See below and don’t ask again.”

Reason Number FOUR:

Urinals too close. I can’t pee because I am SHY.

Reason Number THREE:

A robot urinal. That’s why I can’t pee in public.

Reason Number TWO:

A nun urinal. That’s why I can’t pee in public.

Reason Number ONE:

A urinal with TEETH!!! I just can’t pee in public.

Feb

17

Stuart: Sweet Memories of My Childhood. My Poor Mother.

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