Master: Can you get a t-shirt for me?
Slave: Sure.
Slave rushed to the closet and picked out one of Master’s favorite t-shirts. Slave hurried back to Master and handed the t-shirt over to Master humbly and cautiously.
Master: Thanks.
Slave went back to the closet to tidy up.
Master: Can you get me another t-shirt in a larger size? I want to be comfortable lounging around the house.
Slave picked out another t-shirt and rushed it to Master. Master looked happy and satisfied.
Master: You didn’t roll your eyes when I asked for a different t-shirt, did you?
Slave: Of course not, because I was in the closet. If I was on my way down the stairs to the living room when you asked, I would have rolled my eyes heavenwards and IGNORED you.
Master: Thank you. I am glad we had that settled.
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Master runs a tight ship.
*rolls eyes, and is teleported into a dark and muggy cave*
What the…
*rolls eyes again and is sent back to his house*
Who is in charge ? Master or Slave
Sound like some of the people I’ve had working with me.
LOL
Sami
Master is not that strict, lol. The servant still gets to roll his eyes.