Me:  Mom, why don’t you get a cordless phone? Mom:  But I like this phone.  I’ve been using it for the past 15 years.  It’s loud and clear. Me:  If you get a cordless one, you don’t have to put me on hold when you want a cup of tea or a couple of cookies.  [...]

Where have you been? My laptop crashed.  I got the blue screen of death twice, so I decided to call the tech support. For two hours? I know.  First, they said that my security patch was not up to date.  They updated it which took forever.  It didn’t work.  So they escalated my call to [...]

I don’t feel well. Me:  Swine Flu!!!  My throat hurts too and I also have an ear ache. Definitely symptons of Swine Flu. Me:  Let’s go home.  It’s for their own good and the public health.  They should thank us for not being here at work. Indeed! Me:  The bosses will never let us go.  [...]

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I decided to stand near my car and watch.  I parked in a corner spot.  Well, almost. First came a BMW, moving very very slowly.  The driver made a beeline for the first row and luckily found a parking spot right outside of the door to the gym.  I was ready to roll my eyes [...]