Dear Carl Peasants,
Did you know I almost died today? “Why?” you asked. I was using my royal bathroom and I had to hold my breath for 5 minutes. That’s why. First, what did you put in my food to cause my pooping difficulty? Second, clean the royal bathroom. I almost died in there because I couldn’t even breathe.
Being this beautiful is no easy task. Did you have any idea how long it took every single day to LICK MYSELF TO PERFECTION?!?! And you dare to complain when I allow you to pat me and show you my butt. I don’t see you complain when you look at other people’s asses. How rude! I make you happy every day by being so drop dead gorgeous. It’s your honor to serve me. Remember that!!!
Her Royal Highness,
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Do not forget you must be paid many, many treats for modeling. It is outlined in section 4.3, paragraph 7 of the Cat Modeling Union contract. Treats-and-a-half for modeling after 5:00 pm.
I think her highness has said all that needs to be said.
mix bran flakes in tuna, and let the hilarity ensue.
hilarious! Especially the part about looking at butts!
It’s hard to find good, appreciative staff these days isn’t it your Royal Highness?
Angel & Isabella