Callie, the dog: How come you kept putting that damn cat on your blog, but not me?
Me: Shush! Silly goose. You shouldn’t speak of Her Royal Highness like that. Besides, we are just unworthy peasants. I’ll try to sneak you in tonight and do a story for you on my blog.
Miss Meow Meow – Her Royal Highness: DON’T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!