Callie, the dog:  How come you kept putting that damn cat on your blog, but not me?

Callie, the pembroke welsh corgi

Me:  Shush!  Silly goose.  You shouldn’t speak of Her Royal Highness like that.  Besides, we are just unworthy peasants.  I’ll try to sneak you in tonight and do a story for you on my blog.

Miss Meow Meow – Her Royal Highness:  DON’T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!

My cat, Miss Meow Meow, Her Royal Highness