I Should Become a Bra Designer

A while back, I did a bra story for my mother.  No biggie.  I saw a cupless bra featuring on Shine Yahoo, so I thought it would be prefect for my 70-year-old mother.  Somehow, that little post became very popular.  As you can see on the left hand side, that post is currently the No. 5 most popular one.

Today could be the turning point of my life.  One intelligent and wise reader searched in Google as follows and found my blog:

Cupless Bra Carl

“Cupless bra Carl.”  This is my wake up call, ladies and gentlemen.  My name is associated with a bra, and not just some ordinary boring bra, but A CUPLESS ONE!!!  This is huge.  HUGE!!!   I should no longer go to my dead end job because I am the cupless bra.

I shall be famous.

I will throw runway shows in Paris, Milan, and New York.  I will only dine with Naomi Campbell and Paris Hilton.  OK.  My mom can come too but she will be seated at a different table with Naomi’s and Paris’ assistants.

I am so happy.  Billy Mays, you may have millions because of Oxiclean.  Take a look at me.  I am the cupless bra.

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