I gathered all my sexy friends in the “business” around the globe and asked them to give me just a one liner.  So it is easier for me to decide which hotline is really hawt…  In this economy, every penny counts.  I want to make sure I get my money’s worth before I make the call.

France:

French woman in my porn monologue testPierre, cheri…  Bon Appetit!

India:

Indian woman in my porn monologue testWoo…  woo…  Devapandita, baby!  Woo… lalalala…  Devapanditaaaaaaaa…

Taiwan:

Chinese woman in my porn monologue testLat feel goooood, Sum Tin Wong.  I rove you, Sum Tin Wong.

Britain:

British woman in my porn monologue testHey, Chaps.  Come to Mama.

Thailand:

Thai woman in my porn monologue testChangsurirothenothenom?  WTF?


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  1. Shawn on April 24, 2009 5:47 am

    The Thailand one translates to “Feed my goat at once!” I would go with Thailand.

  2. thinkinfyou on April 24, 2009 9:45 am

    What no American hawtline?

  3. C.B.Jones on April 24, 2009 11:44 am

    Bobby Lee as Connie Chung…. *throws up in own mouth*

  4. Celebrity Gossip on April 27, 2009 4:27 pm

    Carl,

    I think I would give up on the phone sex or spend a little more. lol

    Sami

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