I don’t feel well.
Me: Swine Flu!!! My throat hurts too and I also have an ear ache.
Definitely symptons of Swine Flu.
Me: Let’s go home. It’s for their own good and the public health. They should thank us for not being here at work.
Indeed!
Me: The bosses will never let us go. They’ll just force us to wear the damn masks like Jason from Friday the 13th.
What time is it?
Me: 8:30 AM.
We are gonna die.
Me: I know. It’s only 8:30 AM. It’s going to be a slow agonizing death for us.
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Lovin it. You are so up on current events!
I would brave swine flu for her.
Shawn,
You would, wouldn’t you?
I’m tapping into my connections to get a sample of this swine flu strain. I want to alter it so it doesn’t kill it’s victims.
I instead want it to swell the lips of any and all females who are infected.
Only reason I bring this us is because you seem to be in on my plan. You will be hearing from my attorney/zombie pit bull very soon.