Angelina Jolie eating a strawberryWhere have you been?

I have big teethMy laptop crashed.  I got the blue screen of death twice, so I decided to call the tech support.

Angelina Jolie eating a strawberryFor two hours?

I have big teethI know.  First, they said that my security patch was not up to date.  They updated it which took forever.  It didn’t work.  So they escalated my call to “level 4″ support.  Whatever that means.  Basically, for the rest of the two hours, I rebooted my machine 5 or 6 times.  Then, the blue screen went away.  Gone.  Sayonara.  auf Wiedersehen.

Angelina Jolie with a big smileIs that it?  Just rebooting your laptop for two hours?

I have big teethYes!  It’s the best way to fix any computer problem.  REBOOT, REBOOT, REBOOT!

Angelina Jolie being naughty and sexyThat’s so sad.

I have big teethThat’s not too bad.  Something is worse.

Angelina Jolie with a big smileMore problem with your ‘puter?

I have big teethBefore I saw the blue screen of death, I sent an email to “friends” of mine and asked them to entertain me because I was dying.  I WAS BORED TO THE TEETH.  At least, I thought they were “friends” of mine.  Guess how many emails I got back after I was gone for two hours?

Angelina Jolie eating a strawberryFifty?

I have big teethEIGHT!  Three of them were from you asking me where I was.  The other five were not worth reading at all.  None of them replied and sent me funnies or gossips.

Angelina Jolie with evil eyes or sexy eyes?Nobody likes you.

I have big teethTHANK YOU!  I might as well go kiss a pig and get the pig influenza.


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  1. Cat Man Do on April 30, 2009 4:57 am

    Where did you find that buck tooth child! FUNNY!

    Did this realy happen. When?

  2. staciesmadness on April 30, 2009 7:00 am

    well, thank goodness it is fixed now.

    *oink*

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