Me: Mom, why don’t you get a cordless phone?
Mom: But I like this phone. I’ve been using it for the past 15 years. It’s loud and clear.
Me: If you get a cordless one, you don’t have to put me on hold when you want a cup of tea or a couple of cookies. You can carry it anywhere and we can still talk.
Mom: …
Me: Mom? Are you there?
Mom: What a great idea!!! Then we can talk even when I go to the bathroom.
Me: Eeewwwww… THAT you should put me on hold.
Mom: It’s not like you can smell anything.
Me: Keep the old phone. You are absolutely right. It’s loud and clear. There’s nothing wrong with it. Keep it.
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PEEE YUUUUU!
Newfangled technology isn’t for everyone. Or for every situation.
muahahah, that says LOVE when you can pee with someone on the phone with you!
No way can I talk on a phone when I’m in the bathroom it’s like an invasion of privacy, but of course I hear people in public bathrooms on them all the time, your post was cute.
Great, now I’ll be wondering what people are doing while on their cordless phones! Ewww!
Corldless: LOL My Mom still has a Rotary Dial Phone, and can’t set the time on the VCR.
Sami
Now you’ve probably given some wiseguy the idea of inventing a “Smell-a-phone.” Thanks for that idea. It *stinks.*
“the man” and I have been trying to ocme up with smell-a-vision for awhile now. Hopefully it never comes to fruitation.
i am afraid that i am like the kid…with the never mind keep the phone deal.
Wow. What a brilliant way to end that debate in your favor.