Just days ago, I was fighting for my life because of the annoying pimples.  The battle continues.  And look what I have found today.  Frutels.  Chocolate that can cure pimpeeees!!! Too good to be true?  I am desperate at this point.  If I can get rid of these damn pimples, I am willing to eat [...]

Either my pits smell or my shorts do. Eeewwwwww…  Your neighbors will complain. No!  I can only smell when I stick my nose there. Arm pits or your shorts?  That must be quite a sight when you do that.  I can picture vividly how your neighbors whisper to each other when they see you do [...]

I thought I should begin to prepare some materials for my memoir, and this would be the perfect beginning. Here’s the preview. “… This book is dedicated to my mom…  The Three Places I Lost My Virginity.” 3.  on a roller coaster ride 4.  on board the US Airways 3.  on Titanic Not to change [...]

I believe I have way passed the golden ages to have pimples.  Although they don’t appear on my face, at least very rarely, they do appear elsewhere on my body.  There is this huge one on the back of my neck right now and it hurts like hell.  However, this is not the worst.  The [...]

Mother:  Your nephew said he wanted me to live until 100 years old. Me:  Aaawww… How sweet.  He’s a good kid.  He loves you the most. Mother:  Well, actually, he said that it is because I am doing the laundry for everybody and all the chores around the house.  They feel so comfortable that they [...]