It was dinner time. Just as I had a spoonful of pasta in my mouth, the guy on TV said, “I HAVE GENITAL HERPES.” I rolled my eyes heavenwards twice. What great timing. This is much better than Hydroxycut. It won’t hurt your livers and instantly makes you lose your appetite. The commercial continued… The guy said, “I still have genital herpes,” and the girl chirped, “and I still don’t!” Aaawwww… How sweet. They looked so damn cute and happy together. It made me want to run out and get herpes.
Not that I want to rudely change topics from herpes special to unnecessary personal hygiene, but somehow it reminds me of this commercial from an old post last year…
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“They looked so damn cute and happy together. It made me want to run out and get herpes.”
That truly made me lol.
Every time I see that herpes commercial, when the girl says she doesn’t have it, I want to scream at her to run away as fast as she can. I thought the toilet commercial was for video games at first.
I want a LOOLOO looks fun without the herpes please!!!!
I want a LooLoo, too! Because it looks like you can dance and jump and smile real big when you have one.
It’s hilarious how Google serves up the ads. Since this post uses the word herpes, all the ads on the left and right bark out HERPES. I bet herpes advertisers rarely get an opportunity like this. Is there any danger, to me, now, in clicking on a herpes link? Herpes, herpes, herpes.