I believe I have way passed the golden ages to have pimples.  Although they don’t appear on my face, at least very rarely, they do appear elsewhere on my body.  There is this huge one on the back of my neck right now and it hurts like hell.  However, this is not the worst.  The worst of all is when they show up at the most inappropriate place.  That is when I sit down, it hurts.  So I have to sit very slowly and gingerly and people think I have hemorrhoids.  How humiliating.  Old people, or semi old people, should not have pimples.  They should be the special gifts for teenagers only so they have something to worry about in their lives besides sex.