“Do you have a sec?” “Sure.  I have lots of secs.  …  …  Hmm… That doesn’t sound right, does it?  Lots of secs?  Lots of sex?”

Although my birthday is about a month away yet, but it’s never too early to start working on my wish list. Looks like we have a winner here.  Chest hair wig.  And lots of it. The manufacturer guaranteed that “You’ll make a regular sex symbol with the help of this impressive chest wig.” Ladies and [...]

I am totally addicted to Kellogg’s Fiber Plus Antioxidants Dark Chocolate Almond chewy bars.  I have bazillion boxes of them in my drawer at work.  Not only each bar has 35% of the daily fiber, but also each bar has just 140 calories.  And I LOVE dark chocolate. I overdosed today and had 5 of them.  That’s like [...]

Super Programmer Dude:  My TA in college couldn’t pronounce L.  He pronounced L as N.  The class we were in was about the computer language C++.  Once, the professor was on vacation, so the TA was teaching the class for a week.  Whenever he said C++, he pronounced, “Se Penas Penas.” Me:  See Penis Penis?  [...]

The conversation started with a typical work related problem as why nothing could ever go smoothly in the office.  So I sarcastically suggested that we should just forget about the problem and go get a drink.  Dr. Mom replied back that she could not go.  She would be home eating M&Ms with a 3 year [...]