Poop freeze?  Supposedly, you spray this thing on doggie poop and then you can easily pick it up and throw it in a bag.  Hmm…  I use grocery bags. This restaurant in Taipei, Taiwan, serves everything in toilets.  You eat your food while sitting on a toilet.  And even the ice cream looks like poop [...]

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This is sad news.  California has no money.  Arnold is selling prisons to get money.  I am just devastated. Get the Flash Player to see this content.

We were eating at Red Lobster.  I had to go to the men’s room and this guy with an apron on happened to be there before me.  I assumed he was one of the chefs.  He never took the apron off, and he didn’t wash his hands when he was done.  I rushed back to [...]

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