Friend:  I am pregnant. Me:  OMG!!!  Congratulations!  Is it a boy or a girl?  Did you know?  Or is it too early? Friend:  It’s a girl. Me:  Are you thinking about baby names? Friend:  Not yet. Me:  Maybe you should do a city name, like PARIS HILTON.  Too bad, your last name is not a [...]

One girl  just irritates the hell out of me.  Every morning, the minute she comes in, she wastes no time and begins to yap about her drama in that phony accent of hers.  So I’ve decided that I want to officially make a wish. I hope that she steps on dog poop when she walks out [...]

Do you need one of these when you go hiking? Found on fractalspin