It says Sex Panther is made with bits of real panther.  Real panther?!?!  This has to be good stuff.  It also guarantees the most desirable results once you use it.  They are so confident that if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther, the only explanation is that you must be butt ugly.  Actually, their [...]

Turn your unwanted used books into purses?  Yes, you can.  Caitlin does it and does it damn well.  I came across her website, Rebound Designs, and saw all the cute little purses she made out of old, ready-to-be-thrown-away, used books. Like this one, made from dear little Nancy Drew – the Mystery of the Fire [...]

This fine lady was going to buy Fiber One snack bars for her daughter while I was in the same aisle looking for my must-have sinfully delicious Fiber Plus dark chocolate almond bars.  So I thought I had to intervene. Me:  Excuse me.  But you just have to try this Fiber Plus dark chocolate one.  [...]

Callie, the dog, went out through the gate because we forgot the close it after the guy was done cleaning the roof.  I was taking a shower then when she decided to take a road trip.  When I was done, I came downstairs to feed her.  She didn’t answer.  Normally, she would be running to me in 1/2 a second [...]

Allegedly, a comb over is not in style any more.  Since when?  I started to grow my hair longer on the left hand side in order to be combed over the bald area to minimize the dramatic display of baldness.  Unfortunately, I found this site that told me to just shave my head. It went [...]