Allegedly, a comb over is not in style any more.  Since when?  I started to grow my hair longer on the left hand side in order to be combed over the bald area to minimize the dramatic display of baldness.  Unfortunately, I found this site that told me to just shave my head.

Baldboy Shave It Cream

It went on and told me that I was losing hair, so it’s time to man up and “JUST SHAVE IT.”  Say no to rugs, drugs and plugs.

Now, this is simply disappointing.  If you look at any romance novel covers, none of the men are bald.  In fact, they all have long wavy hair.

Men on romance novel covers all have long wavy hair

I think Baldboy has made a big mistake.  While I am trying to grow the hair that I need for the comb over, I discovered this magnificent website that could just save my life forever – the Comb Over Wigs.

comb over wigs

Just look at the guy in the middle.  That wig can help me restore the youthful look I have always wanted.  And who knows?  I may become the hunk on the cover of Danielle Steel’s next book – Her Lover & His Wig.


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  1. staciesmadness on July 13, 2009 9:30 am

    shave.it. for real.

  2. Carl on July 14, 2009 2:40 pm

    For you, Staciemadness. I will shave it.

  3. staciesmadness on July 15, 2009 1:08 pm

    ooohhhh well then, there better be pictures. ;)

  4. Tina T on July 16, 2009 2:49 pm

    I don’t like the comb over or the shaved head idea. Just go with what you have. Love the photos of the comb over wigs (in a gave me a laugh kind of way, not a go try it kind of way)

  5. Petula on July 16, 2009 4:55 pm

    This is my first time here so I am hoping that you are joking because that’s funny! Yea, say no to the comb over… please! I know some very sexy bald men.

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